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Humans of LP: Ms. Scanlin

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“I was probably in sixth or seventh grade, and my grandmother made Thanksgiving dinner every year, but this was her last year making the dinner. It wasn’t because she died, so don’t get too weepy. It’s because she poisoned all of us with the turkey by cross contaminating the raw turkey with the vegetable tray. Everyone who enjoyed veggies before dinner spent the night on the toilet, so we kindly declined grandma’s offer for Thanksgiving dinner the following year and started hosting it at our house. Just so you know, there were about eight victims of the food poisoning, and they all survived.”

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